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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Giant squid grabs London audience
I saw the headline and thought, "oh my God, it's like King Kong of the oceans!"
I imagined a theatre was exhibiting a live giant squid, which then went crazy and started grabbing at the people in the audience. I also entertained notions of Squiddy climbing Centrepoint, perhaps holding tight onto Philippa Forester (she seems suitable), before being buzzed to the ground by helicopters.
The truth is a little less cinematic, alas.
I imagined a theatre was exhibiting a live giant squid, which then went crazy and started grabbing at the people in the audience. I also entertained notions of Squiddy climbing Centrepoint, perhaps holding tight onto Philippa Forester (she seems suitable), before being buzzed to the ground by helicopters.
The truth is a little less cinematic, alas.
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